red lips. I have been wearing red lipstick as I wait tables and the proof is in the
Garance Doré said,
"Red lipstick equals a thousand cocktail dresses."
Yeah, so what? I may have grandma-esque lipstick stains on my straws and have lipstick on my teeth like Ms. Geist from Clueless every now and again, but, hey;
MAGICAL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU WEAR RED LIPSTICK.
SEE for yourself.
Wanna know a great song about Red Lips? "Your Lips Are Red" by St. Vincent. I like the version on the album A LOT better, but here's a video anyway:
Other than that, here are a few fun things that happened this week:
1) I was in a boutique, in my own world, and someone said to me, "Oh, I like your dress. It's sooo pretty." As I was turned and said thank you, I then realized it was Kelly Clarkson! The French have a saying, "Jamais deux sans trois (everything comes in threes)." The French are right, because I waited on 2 other celebrities this week.
2) I karaoked to Salt 'N Pepa's "Shoop." Yep, I did, and that song stands to be one of the best rap songs of ALL TIME.
3) The Season Finale of 30 Rock. Tina Fey is my hero. You must watch it if you haven't already. Two words: Matt Damon.